Added bonus list item... of the absolute worst kind! Mental Mother decided that today was THE BEST DAY to burn some old paperwork in the outside chimenea. The hottest day of year. With BBQ and bonfire warnings in abundance. Dad and I protested, and really doubled down as sparks started floating out the top onto the tinder dry grass; visions of us being the latest South Today house fire idiots, mocked and derided for our utter stupidity by the entire south coast. We made her douse in in a watering can full of water. Not before I took a pic though, obv.
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